Cracks Ahoy!

Okay, I know I said the Table Theory is supposed to be next, but it seems that there is more preparation needed for that. So stay Chuned :D

Anyways, Ill post something else today.It's a little about cracks. No it's not about cracks in the wall or crack the drug. It's more off something that has been making me make faces as such:

Yes, you've probably figured it out by now.
BUTT CRACKS!

For real, no joke, seriously, cereally, my whole week has been full of BUTT CRACKS!
I mean its kinda ridiculous. There was one event where I turned my head away from a BUTT CRACK but to my suprise I spotted another BUTT CRACK!


You know what is peculiar though? You would expect guys/plumbers/construction workers to be the stereotypical butt crack agent..But no.. This week It was all female BUTT CRACKS! and its not one of those butt cracks coming out from the undies. ITS JUST BARE BUTT CRACKS!


I mean wtf? Don't you ladies wear underwear under those jeans. I mean ask any guy, not wearing underwear is just plain wrong. Its very rare to see guys not wearing underwear when theyre out cause we have "precious cargo" to be kept safe.


Nevertheless, I know you ladies don't have "precious cargos" but STILL, Come ON! THAT IS DISGUSTING! Now I have burnt images of this in my mind thanks to you ladies:


What I can tip you ladies is, If you do wanna show off your "assests" in public please at least wear something like this:


By the way before you can wear this you must fill out the following application:

Do you eat donuts everyday?

1) Do you jog often?

2) Have you ever broken a weighing machine?

3) Do you have more than one pair of granny panties?

4) If you look down, do you see your feet?

5) Do you memorise the menu at McD's? (Happy Meal Included)

6) Last but not least, When you see this sign:


Do you:

A)Ignore the sign and walk away

B)Go check out the buffet

C)Salivate

D)Take it as a personal challenge

If you answer yes to the above questions. Please. Do not show your "assets" and wear this until you are able to answer no to one of those questions:


KTHXBAI!