Spanking them titties!

Okay guys! Lets talk! ladies, you can either learn from what I'm about to say or just close this window because this might be a little offensive but who cares right? if you find it offensive means youre ugly :D

Anyways, today I wanna talk about the power of cleavages! Yes they have some mystical power over men. It is like a mind control device. Do you guys know what am I talking about? Come on don't lie! Half of you clicked my link from facebook because of this picture right?

If I had put another picture like this,

None of you wouldve even touched the link some of you may have ran away.

So now you get my point by what I mean cleavages have awesome mind controlling power over men. (maybe women too depends on how kinky you are)

Funny thing is, we all know that the (according to melayu) "Media Semasa" is using this to brainwash us. Its a conspiracy I tell you. There are a few theories I think that is happening around us.

But most obvious theory is that:

they and when I mean by they I mean the media is making us love boobies.

By having advertisements associating their products such as Pantene shampoos with boobies.

this is what happens

boobies + pantene

So think about it, What the hell does boobies have to do with having long silky straight hair. Nothing right? NOT ANYMORE! After repeated association by the media. This has brainwashed us to think that if any girl that walks around having this:

smooth silky hair

it will equal to having this =

boobies

and all that is forgotten is the face! Thats why guys are now known as shallow. Hey dont blame us. Blame the media. So ladies you want more guys? Do what the media is doing. Lets say you want them to do more sweet things for you ladies.

Associate the sweet things with boobies.

Not long after repeating this step when men see the oppurtunity to do sweet things for you they will act on it as soon as possible. Cause this is what they see from now on:

sweet things

equals to =

boobies!

For those who do not have boobies. Im sorry but thats why you ain't getting any action. Lollerskates! Try push up bras or drawing a cleavage okay? Pappaya helps!

You love me!

KTHXBAI!