Play Your Pocket Aces Right!

Okay ladies and gentlemen, this post is dedicated to those who are in college or about to go to college. A basic crash course on how to dress appropriately in college!

This crash course will not teach you how to dress to kill, instead it will teach you how to dress normal AND kill at the same time. You might ask, " How its this possible?"

Check this,

You might think that dressing up in college is a brilliant idea. Of course you would, who wouldn't want that new LV belt or those crispy white Lacoste shoes. But I am here to tell you that dressing up in college is a disaster.

What you should do is, DRESS LIKE CRAP IN COLLEGE. (okay maybe not crap but just not too flashy)

Step 1: Find 2 plain outfits that are comfortable enough to wear to college. Its crucial that it is comfortable. You will know why.

Step 2: Alternate between the 2 outfits in college everyday.

Step 3: Don't stop wearing these two out fits.

You might be thinking by now, "WTF? You want me to wear the same thing everyday?" Hold on to your horses this is why you should wear it everyday.

Pay attention to this post's title. You should play your pocket aces (for poker noobs, pocket aces is one of the best hands you can have in poker) right!

You see, dressing normal or repeatatively in college doesn't attract much attention to yourself in college. No negative nor positive comment will be given to how you dress in college. It will just be neutral comments.

This is when you play your cards right. When you go out! Doesn't matter if it is on a date or just out with a couple of friends. At that moment, you should really dress to kill. Your friends who are out with you who normally see you dress normal would expect that you wear something pretty mundane. Dressing to kill would shock them and for guys, ladies love to be shocked! It's some kind of fetish of theirs.

Anyways, my point is save those Gucci caps and long sleeved Zara shirts for them ladies and not for your damn 80 year old lecturers in college please.

If you still do not understand this. Let me show you an example of how well this works!

Let me introduce you guys to my friend Mr. Shiva Chandru

This is him on normal days in college:

Day1

Day2

Day3

As you can see, he dresses pretty normally and you can say repeatatively. It's not cause he doesn't have nice things to wear but mainly cause he has mastered the idea of The Pocket Aces.

Now look at him dressed when he was out.

Hensem!

Now ladies and gentlemen, let me show you a failure of adhering to the Pocket Aces code. Let me introduce you guys to my friend, Mr. Raymond Wong.

Here is a picture of what he wears to college.

One of those flashy days.

And now what he wore when we went out for HIS BIRTHDAY.

The same shirt makes it pretty dang normal and not shocking.

So ask yourself, do you want to be Mr.Shiva:

Or Mr.Raymond:

KTHXBAI!